i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying
i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying
Damn, look at those sexy zoom ins
all the teen!aus just got 500000% hotter.
- A compliment or insult
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
when dean called him “sammy” again
when crowley called him “sam” instead of “moose”
when dean cried “castiel” instead of just “cas”
walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock
you are a 16 year old girl
and your point is?????
please stop reblogging this it was a bad idea
(Source: justcannibalthings)
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
“shark week”
Let’s find what’s Latin for “blood flowing like jizz” and call it that so it sounds medical and fancy
Like
“I’m sorry coach I can’t attend practice I have [blood flowing like jizz].”
“Oh I have no idea what the fuck that is but it sounds serious get better soon and take some time off.”
(Source: jfuckles)
tumblr is a world of horny teenagers and bad puns
I cannot find the goddamn pun on this and I am feeling really uncomfortable right now!!
so just over sixteen years ago, my mother was in the hospital going through the intense pains of giving birth (to me), my father by her side
and he looked into her eyes and said
“have you ever considered coloring your hair?”
Misha on Asylum Europe Convention 4 on May 25th 2013.
(Gifs are from my NOT uploaded video I sneaky bastard made after I got told by the staff NOT to film. *cough* I’m not even sorry)